So after yesterday, I've been thinking. Anyone ever try to take out these so-called city "gods"?

I cry at weddings.

...the hell?

[ooc: Embarass him. Please.]

Hey, Leeloo baby?

How about you and me sit down and I can show you some of those other things I'm good for?

[ooc: Not private, because Ash is not that smart. Ahahahahaha.]

Okay, do any of you primitive screwheads want to explain what the hell happened to me yesterday?

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. I smell the blood of an Englishman.

I'll find him, bind him, his body I'll break.

Then I'll grind his bones, to make delicious cake.

[ooc: Affected. Can ya tell?]

I only have one question for you knuckleheads.

Am I going to have to stop the world from ending again? Because this place gives me a bad feeling, right down to my socks.