Is there anything so nice as milk and cookies for breakfast? Especially when they are gingerbread cookies taken only moment before from the oven. I think not. Hee...

I suppose there is no reason to fear that I am slowly going insane - although I tend to believe that I am losing my mind.

As if monotony after monotony, everything the same, repeated into eternity is nothing to fear.

Would be nice if just once I could do what I feel.

Woke up about ten minutes ago with a nightmare that one of my bank accounts was overdrawn $783 and the bank wouldn't even explain to me why even though they had my id and everything right there in front of them.Dunno why it freaked me out so much since I've taken steps to protect myself from overdrafts - but yeah what a way to wake up ( Read more... )

Sooo...my younger brother and I both work for the same bank - different branches/districts - but yeah same bank. Or at least we did. Due to an annoying thing my brother ended up getting fired. Buh ( Read more... )

A man who repossesses caskets.

...you know, coffins.

...that you bury people in.

...he digs them out of the ground.

and the amusement lasted all day.

Essentially I have more desire to get a root canal than to go to work. At least with root canals you get mind-altering pain meds. With work your mind just gets altered.

Ha! My title capitalization is stupid.

I had a thought today. Why don't they paint refrigerators with glow in the dark paint so you don't have to turn on the lights when you sneak down there to steal the last piece of dessert? Tell me this would not be awesome!

1) I am now fully aware of the bank policy about reporting unregistered sex offenders/stalkers to the police. I am also rolling my eyes and actually wondering if the policy isn't slightly illegal. It's a little CYA for the bank. (Call bank security, get their ok to call cops, completely ignoring that the stalker might wander away, then call the ( Read more... )

1) Things you will never read in a romance book ( Read more... )

I have a problem at work, and yet everyone seems to think it's not that big a problem.

There is a guy who comes into the grocery store (inside of which my bank branch is located) and frankly he creeps me out.

( and so it goes like this )