Dear Yahoo Customer Care,

I received your Automated Notification that you've received my request, and would actually be happy if you would say...resolve the problem? See, I've submitted my request for help a total of four times now, and each time I get ping-ponged between two departments. So, while I appreciate that no one know what the heck is ( Read more... )

And other noises of that nature ( Read more... )

I saw the best thing yesterday. I work inside a grocery store (as a banker) and when I went to get water there was this guy standing in line in front of me wearing a top hat ( Read more... )

Right so I must respond to the critics, here in my tiny little journal, because they bug me ( Read more... )

today, in order to get it to charge, i have to sit here and hold it.

bleh.

Some mornings I wake up and I go "damn it, what the hell that was a fabulous dream!" And wondering why it is that I can create a fabulously strange and slightly too-wonderful dream experience, but not be able to do the same thing in real life.

IN real life I bitch a lot.

In eight minutes I am scheduled (internally) to leave the house in order to go to work. I get the feeling that won't precisely be happening. I suppose that could be due to my current apparel, pajamas, or perhaps my current showered state, not, but mostly I believe it is due to my mindset. I would rather die this morning than go to work ( Read more... )

It seems to me that magic has gone out of our lives, replaced by vindictiveness, the mundane, the grinding soulless pressure to conform, or not conform, to make money, have money, have things, to define ourselves by our race, or religion, our job, or degree. That the wonder and fascination with life that should be such a part of our lives, adult ( Read more... )

First day at new job, I'm wondering if I'm ever going to get the hang of it, I suppose I will, but it's difficult when you really can't do anything at all yet. Bleh.

The debate is as follows (and will be resolved momentarily) - Stay up late watching V for Vendetta? Or sleep.

...I'll take a shower and decide after that.

Cleanliness is nice. :D

Seriously. Take two people with cellphones, make sure one ring is set to "Salsa" and then have the other person call. Then dance! Dance until you fall over from giggling! Or your battery dies! Or you have "1 missed call" - whichever comes first ( Read more... )