Words: 100
Characters: Snape, Umbridge, implied Umbridge/Filch
Warnings: Cellulite, baby talk, ShirleyTemple!Fetish, vomiting.

With apologies to the late, great Dorothy Parker whose immortal review of The House at Pooh Corner ("And it is that word 'hummy,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant ( Read more... )

Words: 100
Challenge: Christmas

"It seemed like a good idea at the time," Harry said, blushing furiously. "I mean, we didn't realize… Look, it was kind of sticky, but it felt all soft…"

Hermione stared at him. "You do realize you're going to have to either wait for Snape to make up a potion, or Floo back to Hogsmeade, stuck together like that ( Read more... )

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Title: A Very Memorable Christmas Gift
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Ron, Fred, George, and er. Read. :D
Challenge: Christmas squick
Author's Notes: I hit 100 words ON MY FIRST TRY. That has never happened before.

( I really hope Neville didn't see this )

Yay, first challenge of December. This week's challenge is seasonly festive. Let's squick about a holiday surprise gone horribly awry. Endless possibilities there ( Read more... )

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Title: Puree!
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairings: Arthur / Molly
Challenge: Vegetables

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I really couldn’t help myself with the comment to carrots! For further explanation (if needed) read The Very Secret Diaries from LotR. I couldn't find any rules against cross-overs so I went there - oh yes, I went there.

( Magical Pleasures )

*runs in at breakneck speed screeching to a sudden halt*

Meep! I worked all day today. Nearly missed my post! Either way... ON WITH THE SQUICK!

This Week's Challenge

as taken from a suggestion by florahart

VegetablesHaven't you ever wondered what you could do with a carrot? Or how about a radish? Now's the chance to put your imagination to work. * ( Read more... )

Great googley moogley, I forgot the challenge this week! Yikes! But here it is, only two days late.

This week's squick challenge is Moody pairings. Any pairing at all involving Alastor Moody and some kind of squick. Have fun!