An old Italian man lived alone in the country ( Read more... )

saras bday is on wednesday!!!!!
im excited!!!!
i have no clue what to get her, though...
itll be good when i figure it out... shell love it...

im at a really good point in my life right now...
im really happy with corey... and i dont even really know why...

An engaged man is over his fiancee's house. His fiancee has a sister who seems to be very attracted to him. She always wears short skirts and bends down in front of him. One day before the wedding, the sister calls him up and asks if he can come over to her house to do some last minute planning. He agrees and goes over. She is in a very exposing ( Read more... )

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help ( Read more... )

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt ( Read more... )

oh MAN do i feel like im dying...
this really sucks.

wow... what a fucking let down...
this TRULY sucks.
i dunno. i guess ill try and make it the best i can while it lasts...
thats all i can really do. even though in doing so, when its gone, its just going to hurt more... but whatever. nothing i can do anyway.

at least it was fun while it lasted...

please, PLEASE dont...
i dont know what id do with myself...

im so sleepy ( Read more... )