Handsome Hank met an incredibly gorgeous woman in a dark bar and asked to buy her a drink. "Okay," she said, "but it won't do you any good ( Read more... )

An Irishman named Paddy Devine went to his doctor. The doctor, after ( Read more... )

Jack and Mary worked together in a company that had a policy against dating co-workers, so they went out, but kept it a secret. One day the boss saw Jack pat Mary on the ass as she passed his desk. Later he patted her on the ass. Mary turned around and slapped him. The boss said, "Why are you so upset? I saw Jack pat your ass ( Read more... )

i feel like shit. fuck prince and his goddamn cake ( Read more... )

am i wasting my time? it would suck if i found out that im trying to be with someone who doesnt want to be with me. itd be a real let down...
i dont want to just be "cuddle buddies". that would be torture for me. id be driven crazy.
all i ask is this:
"am i wasting my time?"

very simple.

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher asks her ( Read more... )

A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner ( Read more... )

Bus load of ugly people crashes and everyone dies. The go up to the pearly gates and see St. Peter ( Read more... )

A rabbit is running through the forest when he comes across a giraffe about to smoke this huge joint. The rabbit stops and looks at the giraffe and says "OH NO mister Giraffe, you shouldn't do that pots not good for you, come with me running through the forest and I'll show you what life’s all about ( Read more... )

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay ( Read more... )