Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly ( Read more... )

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So this businessman walks into a erotic shop and starts looking around and eventually makes his way to the front desk. He says to the owner, "I see a lot of the stuff you have here is all nice and fine, but I'm gonna be going on a business trip for a few weeks and I want something to make sure my wife won't cheat on me behind her back. Y'know, ( Read more... )

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word ( Read more... )

A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her a bottle of pills, telling her to put them in the husband's drink and her husband would be recharged. The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made out. The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and ( Read more... )

i dont know what to do.
i know i should trust someone ive known for years over someone ive known for a few weeks, but theyre so fucking convincing!!!!
im kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place right now.
not fun.

Tom goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you ever been in military service ( Read more... )

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A man walks into his house carrying a chicken under his arm. He walks into the kitchen where his wife of 15 years is preparing dinner. The man says "Honey, I wanted to show you the pig I have been fucking". The puzzled wife looks at her husband and says "sweetie, tht's a chicken, not a pig"... The man looks at his wife and says "I was talking to ( Read more... )

how the fuck am i supposed to deal with this.
ive never let someone fool me like that in my life.
i dont even know whats going on with you right now.
this is so fucking dumb. i feel so stupid.
you fooled me hardcore, man. not cool...