And, according to the quis, this is who I am:


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*peeks out of the very convenient rabbit hole he found*

*looks around*

*ducks back inside*

Let me know when it's all over.

I'm not really here because I sprained my ankle and can't really climb out of the hole, and I'm not asking for help because I'm a rabbit and I have my pride and I damn well should be able to get out and, well, poop.

When I ran out of yarn, I began to spin flax into some more for knitting. See, Uncle Spike had recieved from this old cronie this wonderful spinning wheel. I did some research in the library regarding its use and figured, with a fair bit of practice, that I could be successful ( Read more... )

I was trying to make the world's record for the longest scarf over the Easter holiday.

Unfortunately, my twenty-four yards doesn't even come close to 33 milesThat, and I ran out of time and yarn ( Read more... )

Zabuza already knows how incompetent this school is, so I shan't be sending the help!code.Last night, walking communicating telepathically with that nice Ravenclaw first-year, Shino, I hit upon an epiphany for escape! Shino helpfully summoned a swarm of fleas to me, which I then set loose upon the unicorns. After the unicorns were sufficiently ( Read more... )

DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW TRAUMATIZING A UNICORN ORGY IS????

No, I did not participate. I spent most of it huddled in a little ball, rocking in some bushes and chanting, "Why me? Why me?So, like, there's a rescue party being organized, right? Right? Uncle Spike gotta be sent with the help!message by tonight if I'm not back. ;_; And I ( Read more... )

Salutations and greetings, my fellow wizards and witches of Konohogwarts.

I was unable to escape during the Festival of the Daisies, as the unicorns dressed me up in forest moss and forced me to frolick with them. I believe I am allergic to the forest moss - I now have a very suspicious rash in a rather uncomfortable area of my body.The unicorns, ( Read more... )

To whom it may concern ~~~

I, Haku, am very lost in the Forbidden Forest. After speaking with Professor Iruka, a weird sense came over me, and I grew bunny ears dammit they weren't due until the full moon!. I wandered off in search of daisies, and became very lost ( Read more... )

He brings with him family pictures, a letter from Zabuza, and my extra knitting needles (that will, in case anyone's curious, double up as acupuncture appliances).

This is Uncle Spike, in case anyone is interested: (Uncle Spike thinks he's a dog, please don't tell him he's actually a bunny - it would break his heart to know otherwise, )=)


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- and a second year. This seems a little off to me, so I'll go back to being oblivious.

I have nothing to knit - a man should keep his hands busy, for it lends him purpose and a way of life. Then again, I could do my homework. My spare knitting needles turned out to be twigs, and my yarn has discovered a personality and wandered off to molest ( Read more... )