If you want something done, sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

[hufflepuffhaku]

Zabuza already knows how incompetent this school is, so I shan't be sending the help!code.Last night, walking communicating telepathically with that nice Ravenclaw first-year, Shino, I hit upon an epiphany for escape! Shino helpfully summoned a swarm of fleas to me, which I then set loose upon the unicorns. After the unicorns were sufficiently

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[professor_gai]

*_* ...Unicorns? ....*drinks their blood for youthfulness*

[hufflepuffhaku]

D:<

*jabs Professor Gai's Sudden Loss Of Bowel Control Pressure Point*

[professor_gai]

*doesn't understand how Haku can do that over the computer because it's a monitor so it just doesn't happen :D* *is a taijutsu master and would probably break Haku's neck in two seconds for doing such a thing* u_u *yawns because...this is a computer comment*

Oh yeah. And we're going to have to take those Unicorns out of here. I believe it's against the Ministry's regulations. *would probably allow the if Lee took them in*

((XD just to tell you, and it makes no sense to me T_T how it's a journal entry and when people comment, you can't just uh...reach through a computer monitor and do such a thing. And crack is crack, but having psychic abilities and knowing pressure points that don't exist *shiatsu specialist here* kind of godmods slightly. T_T I'm not angry, but this is just something I've been meaning to address in the community. Students shouldn't be..you know. Jesus. In magic. ))

[professor_gai]

((once again T_T It bothers me that I might have come off as what would be considered bitchy, so please, don't think I'm angry at you. It just kind of can be a hinderance to a lot of death eater's plans and also throw off the power balance of the teachers and students if the students suddenly are jeebus in magic >_> ♥ but keep up the crack.))

[real_evil_twin]

Unicorns did you say? Certain...aspects...of unicorns are quite valuable. I'd be happy to provide a pasture slaughterhouse behind my cottage for them! *shifty eyes*

[professor_gai]

*_* I'll help, sir.

[real_evil_twin]

You're help is always appreciated...

[hufflepuffhaku]

Oh, would you? This is excellent. Could you house five or ten? =D

[chizpurfle_love]

I didn't actually...summon them. I just said I would. The Unicorns probably attracted them. Sorry. ^^;

[hufflepuffhaku]

O.O ...
Well, it worked out in the end, right?
*is starting to feel a little intimidated*

[chizpurfle_love]

...Yeah.
I suppose.
It is kind of scary. @_@

I'm a talking puppy. Joy

[griffin_bungirl]

Can I fetch the unicorn later? @_@ I'm still too short...

[slythshark]

Unicorns? Really.

I could make some jokes about virgins, but I won't. Be grateful.