A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer.

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Ok, show of hands. Who here remembers me?

Some dude commented on some of my old entries and it made me go, "oh yeah, livejournal. That sure was good times."

So then I read through all my old posts and I missed everyone :(

Saw this while I was out and about.


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Things on TV that have made my dad laugh ( Read more... )

OMG YOU GUYS!! There's this game called Guitar Hero and it's totally fun, you should play it!

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I know what you're thinking...

"Man, Silent Hill 2 was a great game, and NES sure was a great gaming system. Why can't I indulge my love for both at the same time?"


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Within 36 hours of choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, McCain's camp registered www.voteforthemilf.com.

Stay classy, John.


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Why is his name Waluigi and not Wuigi?


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