Melodramatic social situations still, and always will, intrigue me ( Read more... )

I modeled nude for a drawing class today, and it fucking rocked. Getting paid 300 for standing still for an hour? Definitely worth my time. The teacher said he might ask me back for a return date next quarter, and I am definitely going to accept.

I don't know why I'm even going to bring this up in my fucking livejournal, but I have a funny little ( Read more... )

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To my advantageous jailbait livejournal readers, I would like to extend a very successful money-making scheme from my hand to yours. It only involves mild debasement, but the profit margin is more than you'd be able to dream ( Read more... )

Going on what seems like my last post for a while, I'd like to ask two things of travelling passerbys ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU ALL ( Read more... )

Oh fucking superb.

I just watched a good friend superglue shut wounds she recently opened and run around my apartment singing the Star Spangled Banner. She's now half-conscious in my bathtub. And I'm serious, she came over in a genuinely happy state. And she insists that she's happy now.

What the fuck. If anyone knows Violem, fucking watch out ( Read more... )

I still don't understand how some girls can prattle what should be their innermost gynecological secrets like it was a locker room and I'm their coach. Then on the other hand, I don't understand how some advantageous flirts deny their teasy virtues like they actually believe they aren't lead ons. I have to practically beat information out of Jasmin ( Read more... )

"Colloquialisms can't deny ( Read more... )

Skirball's "Rules"

Much like the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach,
the way to a woman's pelvis is through her laugh.

May he who has control of it win.