Don't say you'll do something and then not hold up to it.

Who turns down a free Bright Eyes ticket???

Slap!

Snap out of it!

You can see your boyfriend any day of the week...but how many times will you see Conor Oberst, hmm?

(Don't tell me I spelled his name wrong...I know!)

If they were called Wheat Thicks, would anyone eat them?

In a related story, I have a big crush. On 4 people. And they all kinda look alike. So they all share the same page on the masturbation rolodex. It's rather convenient.

So I walked by a kid today in the computer lab; he couldn't have been more than 10, 11 years old. I assumed he was idling about while a parent/guardian was in class. I quickly glanced at his computer screen. Hey, what do you know? He was checking his myspace. I proceeded to check mine as well. Yeah, I'm twice his age.

( Halloween 2005 )

Name 10 things in no particular order that make you happy and tag six other people ( Read more... )

I ran out of gas today and took a cab to a gas station. I realized how lazy I truly am. In all aspects of life. And how much I desire to change ( Read more... )

So a year ago today Bush got re-elected for a second term. And I voted for a president for the first time. Oh, but I voted for Kerry. Nobody I voted for won, come to think of it. Not even 86 year-old Edna "Grandma" Huckins, who ran for NH congress. I pick politicians like I pick movies. Whatever sounds cute and interesting. Anyway, only 3 more ( Read more... )

Holy shitty Halloween weekend! Well, everyone who was with me, you were great. It wasn't your fault. Okay, maybe a little bit. At least we stayed drunk through it. I went to a art-fag party in Dover on saturday and didn't make out with anyone! I ate a jelly donut and felt no guilt whatsoever. Is this letting myself go? I was a "nerd" this year. ( Read more... )

You know, having a livejournal isn't about how many comments you get. But when you start getting all zeroes, you start to wonder if maybe you've peaked. After 600 entries, what else do you have to say, really? And who is listening anymore? If a tree falls in the woods, does it even make a sound? Somebody stop me ( Read more... )

I feel like I'm two seconds behind lately, and I'm not sure why. My brain is all tied in knots, and my emotions are jumping around like hot tamales. Sometimes I feel really content and quite whimsical with the way things are going, then other times I feel like I'm cursed and something terrible is going to happen any minute, and I'm on high alert. ( Read more... )