( I really do have this much free time. )

All right so I'm totally over my depressed thing. Turns out I haven't been eating enough iron. And drinking too much beer. And now I'm coming down with a head cold and muscle dystrophy. To top it off, I'm beginning to put on my winter 15. I ate a whole pizza yesterday. And no gym will take me. No wonder I sense evil lurking all around me. I wish my ( Read more... )

I checked my myspace today and the grand slam of myspace breakfasts. New Messages, New Friend Requests, New Comments, and New Picture Comments. It seemed everything in the universe was in its right place, and it all suddenly made complete sense to me. I also sniffed a marker earlier for a little too long. Hopefully I won't crash for a good long ( Read more... )

Today is so perfectly autumn ( Read more... )

Why can't we all just get a zong?

Nothing exciting's happened lately.

I go to Wendy's tonight, experiencing severe cravings for those 99 cent Junior Cheeseburgers, and as I'm waiting for that greasy bag o' vittles to be dropped into my car, I read a sign on the window: "If you don't get a receipt with your meal, we'll give you your money back." Nice and bold print, hard to miss. Well, I'll be a rat's ass; the guy ( Read more... )

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I got a virus! On my computer, of course. It's called "Bloodhound" something or other. Probably from downloading too much porn. Muh. So I can't check my myspace from home. Only every once in awhile at NHTI, where I am now. Or at Lexi's. Unfortunately, this means less lj updates/comments. But I think my career in livejournal is starting to go ( Read more... )