I'm taking applications for the spring 2006 season ( Read more... )

So I moved out of my dad's house. He was fighting with his adulterous wife, and said he would pay my rent a few times if I just got the hell out. Fine by me! You gotta come over to my new place. It's in a big farm house owned by an old Irish woman who smokes 5 packs a day and collects still-life oil paintings and creepy religious artifacts. The ( Read more... )

The scab from my human bite came off today in the pool at the Racquet Club, where my friend Nick just got a job. Somebody's probably already swallowed it by now. Underneath all this time was just a tiny little cut from where one tooth went in. Sorry if I made anyone think my whole leg got chewed off ( Read more... )

I'm a disgusting slob. Most of the free world already knows that. Yesterday on my lunch break I cleaned my car, and I found a blob of dried Wendy's sweet 'n' sour sauce that I to scrape off my console with half a bottle of Febreze and a snow brush. It put up a pretty good fight. I had to stop and ask, is this where I saw myself at 22 ( Read more... )

I found a five dollar bill on Newbury Street in Boston last night, you know it was abandoned because you can't buy anything with it there. I was on the phone, I almost missed it, as did my friends. It makes you realize how much money we walk by each and every day. Well, it's good to be alive ( Read more... )

Big news this week coming from all over the place, like apocalypse worthy. First off, that ugly/hot Red Sox hero Johnny Daemon, who could have been elected governor around here if he could spell it, left our team for a new one...The New York Yankees, who he helped us beat in the 2004 World Series, our first time winning in 87 someodd years. This, ( Read more... )

Call me on my new cell phone. Email me if you want the number. It's a pre-paid Verizon service, so call every five minutes and leave me messages and text me, but I may not call you back until after 9, unless it's an emergency. Oh, but if you have a Verizon phone, let me know in your message because it's free anytime to talk to you. I'm doing pre- ( Read more... )

"I know about your alternative lifestyle that I don't really understand, but it's okay ( Read more... )

Holy crap on a cracker, every day now I receive at least 13 comments on my lj. They are month-old comments, only now reaching my inbox. So there is my really good reason for not commenting back right away. And I thought you didn't care...!

And in response to the wonderfully crafted auto-biography of users/kylemurray:

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Dude, what's up with people coming out of the closet, and promptly returning? Just when Henniker was getting cool ( Read more... )