For those of you who are familiar with Mark "Chopper" Reid, this will ring some funny bells, for the others, just enjoy it as a sketch.

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What she's got, you never had, and what you had, you used to have.

The Barefoot Contessa

Interesting. I went out for a drink at my local watering hole this evening (though in truth, not much water passes by there anymore), and was forthwith stalked upon by a woman of humble virtues. It wasn't her willingness to explore each-others sexuality that put me off. No. It was her advanced state of drunkenness and her lack of any spirit ( Read more... )

Well after very little debate with myself, I deactivated my Facebook account ( Read more... )

I just had to set a friend straight on Facebook ( Read more... )

Well I may not have any Nitzer Ebb stories to tell, but I did see something interesting the other day on TV (right about now Frankie must be cradling his head in his hands and shaking it; sorry man, it can't be front page material all the time ( Read more... )

So still no sign of those pesky bedbugs my neighbors seem to be fighting off. Thank Christ ( Read more... )

I just remembered this joke someone told me last week ( Read more... )

"Face à la mauvaise foi, y'a que le mépris."

-Sire Léo Dagan (Kaamelott)

Right. So I wrapped this last production today which means that I am (technically) free. In reality it means I am now free to deal with my life and do all the things I haven't been able to do since this job started, namely getting the car (back) to the garage so they can fix (again) a rather disturbing engine trouble. Luckily, it is still under ( Read more... )