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i_hate_crawly

A Fanfic Collaborayshun

Jan 31, 2006 19:56

When a was writing my drabbles snarkyperson and draconn_malfoy said that I should humiliate that angel shagging virgin Crawly by writing a fic in which an angel takes his virginity. The idea made me sick to my stomach, but I thought that I should expand my creative horizons by writing it, so I got my beta reader to write the really sickening bits and this is therefore a ( Read more... )

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anthony_crowley February 1 2006, 06:09:51 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK, LIGUR?

You seriously need to get over this obsession you have with me. I have never had sexual relations with an angel and if I did, it wouldn't be as a sub... I won't even bother to correct everything else that's wrong with this story.

Look, I'm never going to sleep with you, so stop pouting in public. You're just not my type and it'd never work out between us.

i_hate_crawly February 1 2006, 14:25:40 UTC

Hah, see I knew that writing this would be dead embarrassing for you. 'Sides it wasn't as if I'd undertake somefing like this on my own, my loyal fangirls (bet nobody fangirls YOUR writing do they) begged me to do it. An' if you look at the comments for this fic you can see that they are begging me to write more.

An' I don't know whether you 'ave really 'ad sexual relations with an angel or not (an' making my beta reader write the sex bit made me physically sick) - well obviously not 'cos you 'ave said you are a 6000 year old virgin (Ahahahaha 'ow pathetic can you get)

Look, I'm never going to sleep with you, so stop pouting in public. You're just not my type and it'd never work out between us.

Oh bleedin' 'eaven I'm going to throw up again. How many times do I 'ave to point out that I was physically sick when I read through wot my beta 'ad written (see it's 'er fault not mine) an' it took all my mental strength to persevear carry on till the end. An' let me tell you, if I 'ad to make a choice between sleeping with you and getting ( ... )

anthony_crowley February 2 2006, 17:20:06 UTC

Of course they begged you to write smutfic about me. I'm really hot. But what kind of demon would give humans what they want with no strings attached? Tsk tsk. And you say I'm a disgrace.

No, I think it was less of you wanting them to squee and more you begging your beta to create lovely mental images to wank off to. Ugh. Now I've made myself sick...

i_hate_crawly February 2 2006, 18:11:00 UTC

Look, I'm growing slowly emotionally dependent upon the praise and adoration of my fangirls using this stuff to reel 'em in, aren't I? I start by giving 'em little bits of this stuff an' then when they're hooked I start telling 'em that if they want more they 'ave to do my demonic bidding. It's one of the 'long term' strategies.

Oh bleedin' 'eaven I've just thrown up my stomach again. Me, want to use stuff wot 'as you an' some poofy angel in it as wank material???? Don't make me laugh. If I wanted to do that I'd look at some normal pornography like Nazgul in Chains or Succubae Gone Wild. I reckon that you're just jealous that you don't 'ave any fangirls to validate your existence 'elp you spread the infernal message.

anthony_crowley February 3 2006, 06:53:53 UTC

You think I don't have fangirls? They're asking you to write about me. Nobody asks me to write about your amourous adventures...

Nazgul in Chains? *sniggers*

dreya_uberwald February 3 2006, 18:16:11 UTC

Nazgul in Chains? *sniggers*

Oh, it's hilarious until the point you actually inadvertently walk in on him watching hardcore Nazgul on Nazgul action on your computer. I locked myself in the shed for two days after that one.

chelonianmobile February 4 2006, 23:06:59 UTC

Please make sure I never have to see a sample of this *whimpers*

dreya_uberwald February 6 2006, 02:29:15 UTC

I'll do my best to protect you from Ligur's wraithy videos (I just hope and pray that you're never subjected to a Dementors Disrobed centrefold as I have been *shudders*).

anthony_crowley February 5 2006, 08:18:00 UTC

I'd outfit that shed, because I suspect you'll be spending a lot of time there. In fact, I'll help. *miracles shed into awesome pad for Dreya to hide from Ligur in* There you go, kid. Mazel Tov.

dreya_uberwald February 6 2006, 02:34:25 UTC

*Heaves a sigh of delight and relief* A thousand thank yous. I now have somewhere comfortable to run next time his Disgrace gives me a choice between reading his Hastur/Ligur smut or being subjected to another Dementors Disrobed centrefold (though I fear that nothing will ever be able to fully expunge the images from my mind)

anthony_crowley February 6 2006, 18:56:14 UTC

Yeah, just don't tell anyone or they'll all want one. I'm not technically supposed to do anything generous, but anyone who has to read Hastur/Ligur smut gets sympathy in my book. Besides, you seem to have quite a... vivid imagination.

dreya_uberwald February 7 2006, 02:42:23 UTC

Don't worry, my lips are sealed. And yes...er, my imagination does seem to get a little vivid at times. Unfortunately people seem to enjoy taking advantage of my suggestible nature by encouraging me to write about all the strage images that pop into my head - some of which probably shouldn't be written... like Draco's dad/Pollution for instance

anthony_crowley February 7 2006, 20:19:31 UTC

Lucius/Pollution? Well, they do look a lot alike... Hey, stop that!

So, uh, just a little warning the next time your imagination gets vivid about my sex life, all right?

vulgarweed February 6 2006, 01:03:44 UTC

A very dear friend of mine writes that. Even once graced the LOTR fandom with what I'm sure is the only menage a neuf that doesn't involve the Fellowship.

dreya_uberwald February 6 2006, 02:36:18 UTC

I'm slightly aprehensive yet highly curious. Do you have a link?

vulgarweed February 6 2006, 02:43:17 UTC

But of course!

Dark Waters, by murasaki99.

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