Life has not been working out very well for old Al lately. I think I'm about ready to throw in the towel.

I bid you good night.

I'll tell you what, this Deep Throat shit is totally awesome.

Now if only Grassy Knoll would reveal his/her identity as well...

Is this guy for real ( Read more... )

Rice Refuses to Give Iraq Timetable

Secretary of State nominee Condoleezza Rice told senators on Tuesday that a U.S. exit strategy from Iraq is "directly proportional" to Iraq's ability to defend itself against terrorists after this month's elections.Hmmm, that is rather ironic since the number of terrorists who appeared in Iraq is "directly ( Read more... )

1. During the morning commute, I saw a yard sign which read "Pray for Peace and Wisdom". Peace and wisdom aren't exactly things that one should pray for. Is it really that difficult to just be peaceful and wise ( Read more... )

White House spokesman Trent Duffy said Sunday the administration always has seen ties between al-Zarqawi and al-Qaida, "which underscores once again why Iraq is the central front in the war on terror ( Read more... )

Al Gore gives Kerry advice on debating Bush

In summary:
1. Use real words.
2. Make Bush look like a fool. Nevermind, Bush doesn't need help with that.
3. If all else fails, raise the issue of "tribal sovereignty".

Oh man, this is gonna be hilarious. Who's bringing the popcorn?

"Those who seek to bestow legitimacy must themselves embody it, and those who invoke international law must themselves submit to it."

Well put, kofi_annan.

"The view of Al-Qaeda is 'anybody but Bush,'" said the official.

Osama, holla atcha boy.

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Mattel spokeswoman Lisa Marie Bongiovanni said Monday the company had not made a decision on whether to appeal. "Mattel is still very committed to ( Read more... )