I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

AND I CAN'T FIND THAT SILLY ANIMAL THAT SECKRIT SANTA GAVE ME. I THINK I DROPPED IT IN THE BOWEL INDUCER BY ACCIDENT.

WHO ARE YOU! GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!

HELP!

WHO IS THIS MAN I THINK HE LOVES ME.


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TURKEY GIVES ME CONSTIPATION! LAST TIME, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR 52 HOURS! 42 OF THOSE HOURS WAS BECAUSE I HAD CONSTIPATION. 10 OF IT WAS BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN THERE BY ACCIDENT. THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TO PUSH THE DOOR AND IT WOULD OPEN. HEHEHE ( Read more... )

YOU WHIPPERSHNAPPERS GET OFF MY LAWN OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!!

STOP SAYING 'TRICK OR TREAT', I GOT BUNIONS ON MY FOOT!!!!!

THIS CANDY CORN GIVES ME DIARRHEA. HEY. SOMEONE CHEW THIS STEAK FOR ME. I LOST MY DENTURES.

THAT'S IT, I'M REALLY CALLING THE COPS NOW. *falls asleep*

WHAT IS THIS?? LIVEJOURNAL?? EH?? I SAW SASORI-CHAN LOOKING AT ONE OF THESE THEM THINGS! I THOUGHT HE WAS LOOKING AT GAY PORN AGAIN CAUSE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE, HE LIKED TO DRESS UP IN PURPLE SPARKLY DRESSES AND KISS THE TV SCREEN WHEN PINNOCHIO TURNED INTO A REAL BOY. MY GOLLY, HE WAS THE CUTEST ( Read more... )