THANKSGIVING?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!AHAHA

[i_am_old]

TURKEY GIVES ME CONSTIPATION! LAST TIME, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM FOR 52 HOURS! 42 OF THOSE HOURS WAS BECAUSE I HAD CONSTIPATION. 10 OF IT WAS BECAUSE I LOCKED MYSELF IN THERE BY ACCIDENT. THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TO PUSH THE DOOR AND IT WOULD OPEN. HEHEHE

Comments

[shark_teeths]

OH FOR GODS SAKE, DIE ALREADY!!

[iruka_sanchez]

Chiyo, I'm sure someone would love to spend the holidays with you ^^

[suicideoflove]

Iruka-san, are you volunteering?

[iruka_sanchez]

Haha, what gave you that idea? *kicks*

[i_am_old]

OHHHH WILL YOU????? I AM OH SO LONELY!!!

[kankinator]

OH MY FUCKING GOD ILL KICK YOUR OLD WRINKLED ASS

[kankinator]

BRING IT.

[i_am_old]

WWHAAAAAAAATTTTT? YOU SAY YOU BRING ME WRINKLED PRUNES, SONNY?

WHY HOW NICE AND THOUGHTFUL. NOW TAKE THAT RIDICULOUS KITTY OFF YOUR HEAD.

[kankinator]

DA FUCK? ILL BRING YOU A WRINKLED CAN OF WHOOP ASS IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN.

UIGH4568UGFLDFMG ILL TAKE MY HAT OFF WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR UGLY OFF YOU CUNTFACE TAMPONSHITEATER GODDAMNIT I HATE YOU

Uh....

[anonymous]

Yeah.. so, yeah. I'm your Secret Santa or something. And like, man, I was gunna get you this stray cat, right? Cause old ladies like cats...

But it clawed my face and I had some kind of horrible allergic reaction to it and I had to go to the hospital on Christmas so I got you this chinchilla instead!!

Sorry Grandmama. x_x

[artist_sasori]

I know this is late grandmama, but it isn't that I live in a box that it took me this long to contact you, its that I've been bogged down with project after project.

You know I work hard for my grades.

Plus maybe if you stopped showing people my baby pictures...