Comments | i_am_the_bat: I AM A MAN!!!!

i_am_the_bat

I AM A MAN!!!!

Mar 08, 2008 00:07

[Lock from the ladies]

Today is the best day ever!

Okay, it didn't start out so cool. I fell asleep on the kitchen floor in my clothes. I hate that! I always feel so gross when I wake up! I uh...also can't remember anything that happened yesterday.

But who cares! Puberty is finally working for me. It's like my dork decided it wanted to look like ( Read more... )

pubes, manliness, best day ever

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gmilf_lover March 8 2008, 06:08:24 UTC

You wants an advices kids?

Ladies likes it shaves.

Believes me, afters likes every tours i gets to do thats to a lots of chicks so, you knows i haves the experience.

i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 06:12:23 UTC

Shave!?

...but I just got them! :(

gmilf_lover March 8 2008, 06:14:46 UTC

Ja, its what you gets to do when you ares a man.

And it is kinkys, just as free ballings.

i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 06:20:39 UTC

I put some honest thought into it, and I think I'd rather keep them. I want a gal who can admire my manly display. I don't need no dames telling me what I can and can't shave.

...free ballings?

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monarch_the March 8 2008, 08:10:51 UTC

Too much information, Hank. Seriously.

What, you're just suddenly growing hair now? You don't find that just a little but weird?

i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 08:12:06 UTC

No!

I'm just a late sprouter, that's all...

monarch_the March 8 2008, 08:29:58 UTC

Uh huh. And so you've caught up for it in like a single day?

i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 08:51:57 UTC

Yeah, well...that's because I'm super macho.

Unlike a butterfly.

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i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 18:54:00 UTC

Well, it didn't have a life of it's own or anything. That would have been awesome!

But the last time I grew a beard, it was because I had been infected with the..."Delilah Serum" or something, and I was turning into a human bomb. I guess it also makes you grow cool beards.

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i_am_the_bat March 8 2008, 18:54:52 UTC

Never better! Why?

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i_am_the_bat March 9 2008, 01:05:19 UTC

No thanks! I don't want my pop or a little boy touching my junk.

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croozin March 9 2008, 00:50:46 UTC

And I'll be sure to put that right on the top of the list of things I didn't need to know and don't care about.

i_am_the_bat March 9 2008, 01:03:26 UTC

You're just jealous!

croozin March 9 2008, 03:49:23 UTC

Yeah. That's really what it is. I'm completely jealous of you. You know, except for the fact that I'm a billionaire and I pretty much have everything.

That's just retarded!

number_24 March 9 2008, 05:19:20 UTC

Wow...methinks somebody's compensating for something...

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