So, if you haven't heard, I (cleverly disguised as Batman) managed to sneak out of the compound last night to escort Kim to a party that was supposed to be awesome.

It was not awesome.

Okay, it was pretty awesome, until I fell in the moon bounce and busted my lip up really bad. They had to call an ambulance and everything!

I don't even remember how I ( Read more... )

[Lock from the ladies]

Today is the best day ever!

Okay, it didn't start out so cool. I fell asleep on the kitchen floor in my clothes. I hate that! I always feel so gross when I wake up! I uh...also can't remember anything that happened yesterday.

But who cares!  Puberty is finally working for me. It's like my dork decided it wanted to look like ( Read more... )

The internet is a HORRIBLE place!

So, okay, mom was talking to some people about “spiked dildos”, so I asked him what a “dildo” was. He told me it was a fake penis, which I thought was a great gag at the time.

I now know it is NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Because Dean and I looked them up on the internet...

Holey freakin' Moley...!

Why would anyone do ( Read more... )

Uh, Brock? Is it the anniversary already? Because Triana is walking around all zombie like and being super creepy! Creepier than normal, anyway ( Read more... )

Well Super Bowl Sunday totally sucked. Because it didn't happen!

Instead, I got to watch a super BORING special about butterflies.
It doesn't take a super sleuth to figure out who dunnit; the Monarch.

THAT FIEND!

This time you've gone to far, you big jerk!

That was my super bowl! MY SUPER BOWL! The one thing I look forward to almost as much as they ( Read more... )

What's happening, my fellow internet surfers! Hank Venture's the name. But you all can call me "the Hankinator" or something that sounds just as cool ( Read more... )