Republicans
Circle I Limbo

Goths, Militant Vegans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Oakland Raider Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The New York Yankees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Scientologists
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

General asshats
Circle VII Burning Sands

Gray Davis
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I just noticed that Governor Palin is kind of silly, and I felt that Livejournal may be my most efficient avenue for the communication of such a revelation....

I was watching Charlie Gibson's series of interviews with said illustrious Alaskan, and the topic of Russia's invasion of Georgia came up in the discussion.  Essentially, Gibson asked Palin ( Read more... )

Birthday party!

Saturday, June 30 at my house from about 6 to whenever we die of exhaustion.  If you're reading this, you're invited!

So my mom is moving to California tomorrow.  Weird.

Please, sir, may I be a senior?

I cannot stand high school anymore.  I do not belong there.  I do not want to be there.  Get me out now.

Please?

EARTH DAYYYYY

RIP, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

He wrote the first real piece of literature I ever read: Breakfast of Champions.  From that point I was basically in love with all his work, and I've read almost all of his books and annotated the shit out of them.  He truly mastered the art of unifying bitter cynicism and an appreciation for the humor and beauty in everyday ( Read more... )

ONE DAY MOOOOORE

til spring break!  I really, really, really need it.  I literally cannot bring myself to concentrate on anything school related.  Maybe after a week of charging my homework lazorz I can get back to it and pull through to the end of the year.

P.S. Life is ridiculously good right now.  Maybe that's why I can't concentrate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud

WHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!

hahahaha If you get bored with this, which you shouldn't, just read the teacher's comments at the end.  But you won't understand them unless you read the essay, which is a work of genius.

http://forums.winamp.com/showthread.php?threadid=242765