Johan!! That was brilliant!! I had to clean up a pile of horse shit, and I got sent to my room without dinner so I'm absolutely starving, but it was SO worth it! HAHAHHAA! One of the horses took a shit on the carpet! AHHAHAHHA THANK YOU!

Dear god.

This house is fuckin' full on.Everyone speaks gobbledegook and I think they served me like...liver or something. And then GOOSE. Who the crap eats geese? Weirdass Germans apparently ( Read more... )

OMG I'm being blackmailed by the mafia godmother and she's my fucking cousin!!

I'm grounded, dammit.

Apparently my father isn't amused by my going out in the middle of the night. But it's perfectly okay for HIM to do it?! I take care of him like he's a fucking child but then when I act like one I get in trouble. ARGH!!

I went clubbing without telling him and I met this really nice guy named Jocelin and my dad just won't

Oh my GOD being an elf is SO FUN! At the mall, not like...in real life. Dad's friend Smithy is Santa Claus!! And I get to go dress up as an elf and help little kids get lots of candy canes and I make them smile when their photos are taken! I LOVE IT! Peter, you should bring your kids! Smithy's awesome! He manages the kids SO well. And they ( Read more... )

Peter! Hi! :D Are you related to some crazy woman in Dresden named Helsa Kempf who likes to ring up people randomly and like...try to get them to do things she wants?

'Cause I am.

Also dad gave me a shake for dinner and now I'm totally hyper.

Hey. I'm really sorry about my dad and your wife. But uhm...hey you're alive! That's kinda creepy in that awesome 'wow miracles are real' way. I thought that I was going to take up arts and crafts this semester, but I might take up paganism again instead. Clearly some sort of spiritual being was with you. 'Cause...damn. Do you think it was ' ( Read more... )

SHIT SHIT SHIT! OH BULLY SHIT!

Smithy asked me to be an elf come Christmastime! I would make an awesome elf! And I think he'd be the best Santa. I can't wait! Though I might get fired for eating too many candy canes! I love those things!

Hey, Peter. You said I could write to you on here, and if you were around, you'd see it and talk back to me. So...here I am. It's going okay with Dietrich. He bought me a bed and they came to put it together today. And it even has a mattress now! He had to buy new towels too because he didn't have ANY and I fear to think what he was drying ( Read more... )