I haven't posted in yonks, so I feel it is my obligation to post SOMETHING, unfortunately not alot has happened. Here's my attempt ( Read more... )

I've not bothered to renew my LJ paid membership, so it's back to the poormans poll again ( Read more... )

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I'm going to Whitby to see my sisters on a day out. I checked the trains - inorder that I get in by 10:30 I would need to catch the train at 7:06 as the next train doesn't leave until 10:36. Let me compare services ( Read more... )

"I wish I were queer so I could get chips"

We have no bread - so no toast, and the milk was off so no coffee. How am I meant to get started this morning?

'What shall we do with the drunken sailor ( Read more... )

Go to your window, look out of it and look up. What do you see? Beautiful blue sky....or possibly wild grey sky. Whatever - it's beautiful and it makes you remember that something's will remain whatever we do. Yah, I know that give it 100 years or so and we may have blown ourselves up or quit the planet entirely, but I mean in this life time. I ( Read more... )

"If in doubt get on the Wiki!"

(Meaning Wikipedia for solving crossword clues - boy did I regret saying that)

And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the nutter who brought you 'I Love the Bread', I present an adaptation of 'The Sound of Silence ( Read more... )