I've been running a Vampire tabletop game for a few months now and Inncubus commented that I've been a little Murder Plot heavy. This was not a criticism, but more of an observation, and an accurate one at that ( Read more... )

Something else to add to the list of things the Queen can't do:
Read an autocue.

What a crazy week! It is always a rush before Christmas, no matter how organised you are. I've been prepared for months, yet we still forgot to get James' Mum a card and accidentally gave his Gran her birthday present instead of her Chistmas present....which means she got her Christmas present 4 days ago on her birthday ( Read more... )

I need coffee.
I have no milk.
I look a mess and I'm lazy.

How can I get to the shop?!

What a dilemma - should I put some clothes on and get the milk, or shall I just stay here a bemoan the lack of coffee? I bet our world leaders do not have to make such difficult decisions.

Just a quick question, another poor man's pole:
This refers to both the book and film, so I suggest that those not wishing to know any spoilers (if there are still people out there who haven't seen/read them) not to continue reading.

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My computer just crashed AGAIN! I was just in the middle of a long post too.

Who put the bop in the bop-de-bop-de-bop?
Who put the rub in the rubber-dubber-ding-dong?

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I am on holiday this week, it technically started at 12:30 on Saturday, however I feel it only started this Wednesday. Why? Well, because holidays are meant to be a 'period of rest', and we've had a very frustrating few days ( Read more... )

We went to Redcar yesterday and happened to park in front of a fruit & veg shop. James said when I got back to the car "Could you get me a pineapple?" so I agreed and went over to the shop, had just picked up a pineapple when he beckoned me back. I went over again and he said "could you get some pomegranates for Gran too?" I said okay and headed ( Read more... )