So I think there's enough inventory to replenish the stuff that got destroyed in the pub. But you guys are gonna be short on a few things unless the Admiral wants to throw us a bone. Little bit of whiskey, little bit of bourbon, little bit of scotch, lotta bit of beer. That sort of thing. If it's bottled, there isn't going to be much of it. Drafted ( Read more... )

I'm not going to say that being made to like someone you hate is the worst thing in the world, but it kinda takes all the meaning out of it if you don't choose to make that change on your own. Hope it gave some of you the chance to see and appreciate how things could be different, though. I'd say it's one of the more admirable things about this ( Read more... )

Barge wants to give me a three to four  day vacation where all I have to do is sit around, drink and get a tan? No complaints here. Would have liked to know it was me getting all those things, but I can't complain. At least I found something with my name on it eventually.

But back to business, we're coming down to the last week of the month which ( Read more... )

So -- that was fun. Probably. That's the sort of thing people are supposed to think is fun, right? Playing with kids?

Whether or not the Inmates got it worse than the Wardens is completely debatable.

Mine makes an okay kid. Felt the strong desire to put jam on his nose to calm him down, but I could think of a bunch of worse things I could have ( Read more... )

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Okay, so I don't know who's grown and who's not. So if your name is Adam Monroe, you win a special prize! And by prize I mean a shiny shiny nickel!

[Warden Filter]

So I am not awesome with kids. At all.

So this might be a weird question to put to everybody, but it seems to me that all weird shit aside, this place seems like a good jumping off point for a lot of things. Is there anything you never got to do before coming here that you found an opportunity for, now? I mean, a lot of people here are dead, and that sort of thing can come with a few ( Read more... )

Y'know you have to take a long, hard look at your life and afterlife when you come to the realization that the most prominent activity you've been using to break the monotony is hours upon hours of paperwork. Not that it's something that could be too easily changed back home -- obligations being the pain in the ass that they are, and a certain need ( Read more... )

I'm sure there are probably a few Wardens here that'd disagree with me, but if a few Inmates are THAT dead set on ruining their second chance here: Why not just fucking let them? Admiral, the next time someone does that, how's about we NOT turn around and go get them?

Just thinking out loud, there.

So I don't like to think I'm a quitter. I wasn't even here that long, okay? But the real world after this was just like getting used to this all over again. I don't recommend trying it for yourself unless you're prepared for it ( Read more... )

So Penn, how many amusement parks have you been to ( Read more... )