I thought I'd keep it to myself until I saw it wasn't just me. My bed is being temperamental. It folds up whenever I think about going to sleep and won't let me pull it back down.

And it's holding my pillow hostage.

It's like having my old roommate back, only not.

So I know this isn't anything that anybody really likes talking about, but humor a girl. Is there anyone here that's died that hasn't still gone through Hell every single time? I mean, it's not exactly something you're supposed to get over, right ( Read more... )

Admiral, please transfer Penn to Level 0 for the time being. I think a week should do it.

Well, whatever entirely crazy side-effect the waters had on some of the other Wardens, it didn't get so far as my cabin.

Penn, whether I'm changed or not I'd be a little extra vigilant for now if I were you. ...You didn't change, did you?

For that matter, is it only Wardens affected? Don't be shy if you woke up with a new face today, Inmates.

Emerging from a few days of studying. I realize some crazy shit went on, and I'm sorry, but I probably wouldn't have been much help anyway ( Read more... )

So I'm looking for Penn?

You can call me George. I'll be handling your afterlife from now on. I'm making my way through your file now, but as an extension of good faith, is there anything you'd like to tell me before I read it on paper?

(Belated, I know ( Read more... )

Is this seriously how it always is? People fighting like they're married, Inmates getting kidnapped? -- And explain that one to me. Seriously. How does that even get pulled off, here? Because I didn't get the impression that this place was a third world country with fox holes and caves to hide in. It's a fucking boat ( Read more... )

Is the turnover on the Barge always like this? Seems like a kajillion new people came in all at once.

[Private to the Admiral]

I know you're busy and all, but can I get a new mattress for my murphy bed? I figure if I'm going to get stabbed unexpectedly I'd rather it happen with a person instead of the thing I'm supposed to be sleeping on every night.

[Private to Rube]

You're back to normal, right?

[/Private]So what kinds of floods have there ( Read more... )