Okay, this paragraph is going to be about FFXI. Skip it if you're not interested. I made it to level 50 today on my RDM and got new armor that is so hot that I nearly had to call a GM because I was sexually harassing myself. Seriously, i look like hotness wrapped up in a... well... wrapper. o.O Anywho's, yeah, i also have been farming my arse ( Read more... )

Ok, I think it's time I vent. To the 0 people who read this, i need to vent to all of you ( Read more... )

When a company is around a long time no one really thinks of their name. The company that i am going to focus on today class is "Trojan Condoms". Now, it sounds great. Sounds strong. TROJAN! CONDOMS! TROJAN CONDOMS! You just think of this huge guy with a huger... well, you get the idea. But what exactly is the REAL story here? Lets think ( Read more... )

So, I am surfing the internet tubes and looking at message boards when I realize what utter crap English has transformed into. The straw that broke the snarling camels back follows ( Read more... )

So here I am with finally some things to update with. Most of it will sound geeky as I will probably track my progress with Final Fantasy XI. That game is addictive. Whats up with me? Looking forward to NY in a couple weeks. Plans have changed a bit so this trip will be another visit as last visit didn't go as planned and this one will be a ( Read more... )

My palms were sweaty. The date was going well when I heard those words "Micah, get your hand off that". I had to try something else. Anything else that could possibly turn this date to a "come on in" and out of the "restraining order" fire. And there it was. The machine that has brought far too many men to their knees. For a mere 50 cent it ( Read more... )

Sometimes it falls in your lap. Or in this case my inbox. This is a real, and I mean REAL email that I received in my inbox on GMail. For those who doubt me I can forward it to you ( Read more... )

# The process in which water vapor changes into liquid water ( Read more... )

There's always one thing to remember in life. One important crucial thing. This thing came up today talking to Alicia. She insisted on an explanation and I insisted that I did not have the time or capability to draw the diagram. So I spent minutes upon seconds to create this diagram that I hope best explains what the one thing is. If you dont ( Read more... )

Everyone gets it. Noone likes it. Some can be cooked and even still noone likes that either. It's spam. Not the salty treat in a can this time. The sort that is email. We all get them. Who dosen't want a new mortgage or a longer penis and my god, where are all these lesbian college co-eds at and why do they ALL have webcams and is the secret ( Read more... )