Dear Abby,
I think that my boy on boy kissing fetish is negatively affecting my relationship. What should I do?
Sincerely,
A Sista Advocate for Dudes Making Out

Subtitle: It's Spring!
Or... alternate subtitle: Your Friends Page is Now Huge, Due to My MASSIVE PHOTO UPDATE!!! Muahahahaha.

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I've decided that today is the first day of spring ( Read more... )

My hopes for spring are put off another day, while instead I pray for an end to snowfall ( Read more... )

In between reading gay fan fic, checking my E-mail, and ruining Steffie's childhood, I decided I should update this bitch (sidenote: now that's what I call multi-tasking ( Read more... )

Why does my heart hurt???? (And it's most definitely not acid reflux....)

Apparently Heidi is the pet form of Adelaide. I knew it was short for Adelaide... but pet name??? Seriously.

I want to change my name to Adi.

So I've decided that Kermit the Frog is a fucking liar. Multiple times (most recently on a hybrid car commercial), the amphibian has been quoted as saying "it ain't easy being green ( Read more... )

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So I keep getting these random haiku-esque poems mass-mailed to me.... It's crazy, but probably not as unlikely as I'd like to assume ( Read more... )