Any new word on those chips, guys?

And how do I go about joining the police force again? Is there, like, a training level I have to reach or something? 'Cause if I'm gonna have to spend years "mastering my inner energy" and "blending the smoothie of my cosmic soul" or whatever, I kinda wanna know how many ahead of time.

( locked: hackable for anyone with technological skills surpassing those of 2000-era Earth )

( locked: hackable with difficulty for anyone with technological skills surpassing those of 2000-era Earth )

Hell has PDA's?

Go figure.

. . . so, is anybody out there to get this or what?