It's a new year and I should do resolutions. Not that anything got resolved last year, but tradition and stuff, you know? So. What do I want to happen this year ( Read more... )

I don't consider myself a charitable person. I give like £3 a month to the NSPCC and that's about it. When I'm earning more I'll raise it or maybe adopt a second charity to champion, but for now that's all I'm giving. If you're my friend and you need help I will do whatever I can, but if you are some dude in the street with a clipboard I don't care ( Read more... )

I hope your christmases are as cool as you guys are

It is not a good time to be my right hand. I mean, if we're honest you pretty much never want to experience life from the perspective of my right hand, but right now it is a dangerous time. Today I broke a bottle of cider while opening it and then cut my hand on the resulting shard. Saturday morning I stabbed it while not dying in a fake fire. ( Read more... )

Guys, I was watching Pokémon last night and Brock and Misty were mocking Ash for not being a good trainer and not being able to catch Pokémon so he went out to the beach and saw a crab and was like "look! a Pokémon, I will catch it!" and I was all "that is not a Pokémon, that is a crab ( Read more... )

I'm gonna have a shower, maybe a little more food, then I'm going to go to bed, but before I do I think maybe the little happiness in the last post wasn't enough and I should boost the happy count before today ends. So: Five things that are awesome. Before I start I should point out that I only know what one of these things is going to be, the rest ( Read more... )

If we include the two years I've spent full time at the cinema, plus two years part time at the chip shop and the occaisional summer jobs I've had, that's roughly equivalent to maybe five days a week for three years I've spent working, right? 782 actual days of work. I'm happy with that as a rough estimate. Yesterday, of those 781 days I had called ( Read more... )

I'm feeling a little ill. Nothing major; I'm not at the call in sick stage and I think this could well be the worst of it, it's just that one thing that makes everything else a little worse ( Read more... )

Back in 2006 florida based emo rockers Mayday Parade released their debut EP, a wonderful piece of work named Tales Told By Dead Friends. Six tracks long, I don't think I could pick a favourite from it. Even better, I don't think I could pick a least favourite. They are all pretty fantastic. I can hear Taking Back Sunday and Texas Is The Reason ( Read more... )

I talk to myself a fair bit, and most of the time that's okay because I'm in the first person and I'm just thinking out loud. "Oh hey I'm hungry again and oh wait I'm talking to myself again" would be commonly heard phrase were it not for the fact I generally only think aloud when I'm alone ( Read more... )