so i'm back in kingston, and chances are I haven't spoken to you in forever, and you've probably gotten married, or a sexchange, or both while i was gone.

as a consolation, i offer beer. any takers?

so if you haven't yet seen Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, it is imperative that you sacrifice one hour of studying time in honour of its hilarity.

also, does any other city in the world empty out on easter sunday, leaving it with nothing but crackheads in the street?

no? just wondering.

so. many. crackheads.

i have a sunburn.

that is all.

so i sat at the table next to kelly clarkson at lunch today. in athens. turns out she's a bitch and her family likes to talk about mcdonald's. thought you should all know.

in conclusion, i'm going to turkey now.

...in the words of my (clearly american) flatmate, christina. it's particularly frustrating to me that, now that i've pretty much ascertained that she and lauren (american flatmate #2) are, in fact, the sweetest/nicest/sexiest american girls alive on this planet, i'm getting on a plane and not seeing them for a fucking long time (they go back to ( Read more... )

and so then, in a moment of unpredictable sobriety, i realised that i hadn't really told anyone about my life for a while. so yeah. hey-oooo canada ( Read more... )

SCOTLAND + CHRIS = FUCK CANADA I'M LEAVING.

I still, like, love you guys and stuff. I'll send postcards.

Thanks everyone for coming to my show and making it a not-failure. Now I don't have to whore myself to make up the cash I spent putting it into production ( Read more... )

so it's been about 3 months or so since my last post. i'm not dead, just so those who read this know, and kingston is in my sights post-labour day weekend sometime. i want to see frosh from the outside to see what fucktards we all were for doing it last year. i was in montreal, um, 5 hours ago and i got to see the UQAM froshies doing pushups on the ( Read more... )

so i had a good catch-up post, but it is gone. i will instead sum-up ( Read more... )