...in the words of my (clearly american) flatmate, christina. it's particularly frustrating to me that, now that i've pretty much ascertained that she and lauren (american flatmate #2) are, in fact, the sweetest/nicest/sexiest american girls alive on this planet, i'm getting on a plane and not seeing them for a fucking long time (they go back to
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i clearly lost it again.
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I'll be using my mom's cell in ottawa - 613-851-7790, or alternatively at my home, 613-235-7790. Ask for the sex goddess.
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884-RICE.
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Too bad I won't be able to see you this holiday (unless you come to Toronto or I go to Ottawa) but at least you've seen me. And that's not me raping Eric! It's Eric being so high that he becomes a sexual deviant and backing his ass up into my crotch while simultaneously back-pounding my stomach. Need I bring up the masturbation story?
You better have a sexy accent by the time I see you.
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