"y'all can fuck it"

Dec 14, 2005 02:15

...in the words of my (clearly american) flatmate, christina. it's particularly frustrating to me that, now that i've pretty much ascertained that she and lauren (american flatmate #2) are, in fact, the sweetest/nicest/sexiest american girls alive on this planet, i'm getting on a plane and not seeing them for a fucking long time (they go back to ( Read more... )

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bluefishie December 14 2005, 03:30:40 UTC
hey bitch, come hang out with me or die.

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i_peed_my_pants December 17 2005, 15:56:30 UTC
GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

i clearly lost it again.

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bluefishie December 17 2005, 21:30:33 UTC
GOOD CAUSE IT CHANGED
I'll be using my mom's cell in ottawa - 613-851-7790, or alternatively at my home, 613-235-7790. Ask for the sex goddess.

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dq December 14 2005, 04:56:24 UTC
You and me, baby. You and me.

884-RICE.

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moontrills December 14 2005, 06:12:46 UTC
Hahahha, little did Lauren know that her sarcastic comment would become the greatest advice for the sad and emo.

Too bad I won't be able to see you this holiday (unless you come to Toronto or I go to Ottawa) but at least you've seen me. And that's not me raping Eric! It's Eric being so high that he becomes a sexual deviant and backing his ass up into my crotch while simultaneously back-pounding my stomach. Need I bring up the masturbation story?

You better have a sexy accent by the time I see you.

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