Comments | i_warren: Meme: Questions I didn't feel like answering omitted.

i_warren

Meme: Questions I didn't feel like answering omitted.

Jun 23, 2006 00:12

2. When is the next time you will have sex ( Read more... )

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alan_shore June 23 2006, 13:12:42 UTC

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
Whore.

You disappoint me, Warren.

i_warren June 23 2006, 21:03:05 UTC

Come now, Mr. Shore: what did you really expect?

alan_shore June 23 2006, 21:54:27 UTC

Something slightly more exceptional.

i_warren June 24 2006, 00:32:32 UTC

What could possibly be more exceptional than a woman who will have sex with me for a nominal fee?

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bitter_brother June 24 2006, 03:21:13 UTC

*does math*

You wouldn't take a bullet for me, Bear?

i_warren June 24 2006, 03:23:27 UTC

If I could fly neither of us would take shit.

katmerteuil June 24 2006, 04:31:01 UTC

I truly agree with you on number 6. We could have been friends, if every other question you answered didn't prove you to be a blithering buffoon.

OOC: That was fucking HI-larious. I love Warren

i_warren June 24 2006, 04:37:28 UTC

I did put 'awesome' in "airquotes". I actually have enough friends anyway, and there's a memo floating around re: Me, Hating All Women, so check that out if you get a chance.

I am taking applications for enemies, and also strangers...

katmerteuil June 24 2006, 14:41:34 UTC

You have friends? Let me guess, they all talk the way you do, do the exact same things you do, and once a week you all group together to sychronise your Palm Pilots. Sweetheart, if I wanted a dweeb, I'd walk down the avenue to the Apple Store and buy one.

i_warren June 24 2006, 17:27:58 UTC

>>Sweetheart<<

Oh yeah. You have a huge throbbing crush on me.