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Caloric ambitions
I heard yesterday that people are more likely to stick to resolutions if they tell more people about these resolutions. For each person told about a goal, in fact, the likelihood of completion increases exponentially. So maybe statistics are bogus, but I think this is pretty believable. For this reason, I've decided to let you all know that I plan ( Read more... ) -
What I have been doing with my life
It's been a while since I last posted, and I can mostly attribute that to my shiny new boyfriend and the fact that he's never bored of me, which sort of still surprises me. This school year so far (the first quarter is already drawing to a close, which I can hardly believe) and this summer have been largely dedicated to learning how to take care of ( Read more... ) -
The story, morning glory
I got an extension on my textbook review, thank Allah and everyone else up there, and I'm currently squatting in my work office in the CSL finishing my English paper that's due in class at 4:30. It's been an absolutely foul experience, but I think this whole assignments-due-in-every-class-on-one-day-when-I-am-taking-four-and-auditing-one-on-the- ( Read more... ) -
The post-modern Bible
first fridays: wicker park critical mass
third fridays: hyde park critical mass
third saturdays: midnight marauders
fourth fridays: chicago critical mass
coffee shop, 24 hours? dog. -
(Untitled)
No no no no no
So much work
Able to do: nothing
Not leaving campus until one paper is done
Not attending half my classes
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ProportionofPoo
There is a new luxury jeans manufacturer hitting the market that claims to style its jeans using the Golden Ratio. ("From the most intricate designs in nature to the most sublime achievements of man, the ratio manifests itself.") The house is called ProportionofBlu, and it's almost too ridiculous for me. The denim only comes in two washes "in ( Read more... ) -
William Clark
Will hates my LiveJournal, so I've decided to discontinue it and erect in its place a monument to the sun god Hunah-Patuk of Trenton, New Jersey. Await orders. -
Two hickeys, six countries, and five hundred dollars
2: When I woke up and groggily wafted from my plane to the women's bathroom at the Tampa Bay Airport yesterday morning, I noticed that I have two hickeys on my neck--one on either side of my throat, both in the front. What a great look for visiting relatives! Luckily grandpa seems not to have noticed, but mom has my number.
6: I will DEFINITELY be ( Read more... ) -
The Crown Collection
This year's Born loafers came today (because apparently I buy one pair of Born loafers every fall) and they are solving all of my problems. And world hunger. And that thing where you have an itch inside your nose but you don't want to scratch it in public because that's gross. And they've made it OK for boys to cry. God only knows what buying a ( Read more... ) -
Retail therapy, please?
I have never needed to go shopping more desperately in my LIFE. There is so much a good trip to every store ever could solve right now.