i think i just may have stumbled upon THE biggest idiot on myspace.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=103516612

just watched a documentary on the ALF (animal liberation front) that made me sick to my stomach and made me cry but i couldnt turn it off ( Read more... )

hope you enjoy reading this survey about some of my exploits ( Read more... )

so my friend adam decided to do this ( Read more... )

*saw a bumper sticker today that said: "pro choice is no choice ( Read more... )

1. my eyes are all bloodshot from having too much sawdust in them ( Read more... )

"There's a very precise answer as to how long a cunnilingus session should last - as long as it takes to bring her to orgasm ( Read more... )

so i just heard about this incident at wendy's where a woman ordered the chilli and bit into a human finger ( Read more... )

i saw the best bumper sticker tonight that said:

"please dont tell my folks that im a trucker. they think im a piano player at a whorehouse."

there should be a name for the syndrome where you think of six things a day that you want to write about as soon as you get to a computer ( Read more... )