If you guys like Family Guy, Sin City, or both, this vid is for you:

http://www.freewebs.com/alverrette/

Just letting you all know that yes, I am the shit.

This is why Saturday night fucking rocked:

"Ho!...thhh"

Still laughing about it now.

Oh yeah, and if you come to Howl-O-Scream, don't pour beer on me! Thanks!

Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Most of you know I work at Howl-O-Scream, and it's awesome. I really can't say anything on here for legal reasons, but I must say this:

My favorite scared response last night:

"Oh God! I just wet myself!"

I am a scary bitch!

Just in case anyone is wondering where I'll be for the rest of the year ( Read more... )

I have good friends. They make me feel better.

ps - Courtney, I loved our little date! So long and thanks for all the fish!

I was better for a couple days, but I'm feeling horrible again. I'm so lonely. I can't even get a fucking date. I'm pathetic. What is it about me? Is it the weight? Am I too weird? Or am I just fucking ugly? It makes me hate myself.

This is funny mostly because of the excellent casting of the virgin, the one having sex when killed, the given "nude shot", and the killer. Watch out for Holly!

Last night was bad. Tonight really wasn't better. I just need someone to talk to; to ask how my day was. I'm feeling lonely. It's not that I don't mind the 'me' time, but I just ache inside. It hurts my chest ( Read more... )