Guys! We have to do this ( Read more... )

So, I was just sitting on my bed, drinking a beer, watching ESPN Classic, and scratching my crotch. All of a sudden, a thought came over me: "Could I get anymore dyke-y?"

BTW: All my gay friends, you know I love ya - and that was not meant to be offensive. Hey - am I a homophobe? Ask my ex-girlfriend.

Saturday, September 17th, 2005
10:00am-5:00pm
Auditions for season 17 of the Real World
Empire
1902 7th Avenue East
Tampa, FL 33605

Who the fuck is going with me?

What part of this scenario is sexier: the fact that I just virorously scrubbed my toilet with my toilet brush, or the fact that I did it butt-ass naked?

For some of you, this is a rhetorical question. You know who you are.

In case anyone is interested, I took this from the St. Pete Times website ( Read more... )

So, Dane Cook awesome.

Rest of the day - kinda lame.

Seriously though, Dane Cook was awesome! I love USF and their free events! Hey Jess, taste the rainbow.

1. Katie - I was always jealous of your hair ( Read more... )

Since school is starting soon, I thought I'd let you all in on a little something I call ATA Tae Kwon Do Regional Touurnament math.

4.5 hours of driving
+ 200 miles of driving
+ 40 dollars on gas
+ 35 dollars entry fee
+ 1 banana

equals

2 First Place Gold Medals (Forms and Sparring) and 1 very happy Ninja!

Stupid Jessica is having stupid sex with her stupid boyfriend instead of stupid talking to me even though I'm stupid bored and can't find my stupid phone and I want to stupid go do something tonight, but I stupid don't know what to stupid do. Stupid sigh.

"Rose, In the name of sex, open the door!"

Man, everyone wants me.

I got a lil drunk tonight at Porneoke. Now I'm waiting for Shane to show up and crash on our couch. If he's not here by 2, I'm sleeping. Sorry honey - but a girl needs to work!