Am on an anti-dairy kick, so 5 days without a mocha, cheese, chocolate, latte Rush, carbonara, or anything good for that matter. Instead I've survived with soy milk in my morning cocopops and cassein-free products. It's pure, living hell. This crap for another 9 days to figure out whether or not I have a dairy allergy. For some reason I have lived ( Read more... )

I'm back from 2 days of computerless oblivion. Dear, beautiful, sweet soul of a husband decided to spend the weekend brixing the computer (brixing being him breaking the computer under the guise of fixing it, of course). It just wouldn't be a proper weekend around here without unwalked dogs, grumpy cats, and bits of the computer/the telly/toaster/ ( Read more... )

Well, the child has now decamped to the paedo-friendly MySpace so I guess I can start blogging properly, say rude words & the such. Blog. Bloooooog. Blog blog. Gawd I hate that word, it's kinda like the sound husbandman makes when he's gotten into a bad batch of red wine. Blog. Ick ( Read more... )

...Michael Jackson was still (kinda) black ( Read more... )

So, what is it really like being a mother to a kid? Do you really wanna know? First you endure 42 weeks of nausea, bloating, alien-like tummy expansion, and weird food cravings...then get to spend 13 hours pushing that HUMUNGOUS head out only to be left with stretchmarks and an episiotomy that will regale dinner parties for years to come ( Read more... )