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The cats and I are eating shark.
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Never Did Run Smooth, Ch. 22
Dinobot broods, Rattrap snores, and the reason for Cheetor's problems starts to become apparent.
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DEAR DEVRY ONLINE UNIVERSITY:
I appreciate the wonderful job you're doing overall and the opportunity you give me to take college courses without having to drive n miles to the nearest North Carolina shithole U. That said, I do have a few complaints, the most grievous of which I feel the need to address today (it being finals week and all ( Read more... ) -
I love Fallout 3.
Bri is currently in the wacky-computer-simulation part of the game. He's become the Pint-sized Slasher and is doing horrible things to people's bodies. He just dumped a woman in the tub, cut off her leg and stuck it in the toilet. I don't think that's something I would laugh at in real life, but when accompanied by lewd banter and bizarre ( Read more... ) -
Never Did Run Smooth, Ch. 21
Dinobot and Rattrap have a serious conversation! And an argument that (almost) doesn't end in name-calling! Check it out!
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My District 9 fandom is showing.
There is a large camel cricket living in our bathroom. He likes to come out at night and hop unexpectedly about the confined space, startling people by landing on their shins during a bleary-eyed 3 a.m. piss.
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Dear Tylenol,
Thank you for allowing me to type with a sprained middle finger. On the other hand, stop trying to put me to sleep at 7 P.M., you bastard!
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Holy shit, my black rhino is pregnant!
That only took them four years. Rhinos are frigid, man.
Now to wait another year and change for the birth... which amounts to about 30 hours in real-world time. Yay.
Also: Finishing schoolwork today so I can hopefully start on Chapter 20 tonight.