MULLET

Feb 10, 2007 16:38

I have the worst haircut. Ever. I'm not exagerating when I say, my hair is a combination of Bonnie Tyler, a lady truck driver and the child cast of an 80s sitcom. I have tried everything to de-mulletify and it only makes it worse. It is too short to tie back. Is the pixie cut my only option? Should I try to wear hats? Everyone's being polite, but ( Read more... )

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jmargethe February 10 2007, 17:27:01 UTC
is it wrong of me to ask for photos?

do you have a nice hat?

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crowbar_burden February 10 2007, 17:56:03 UTC
can you somehow make it ironic? you know, like the hipsters do...?

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thefuriouscynic February 12 2007, 12:54:44 UTC
Dreads? My perma-mullet has never looked hipper!

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electricland February 12 2007, 19:12:26 UTC
oh nooooo! Who inflicted this horror on you?

You could always shave your head, I suppose. I think the pixie cut would probably be a better option.

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ice_fighter February 13 2007, 16:17:06 UTC
I am not feeling up to pictures just yet, but soon perhaps. I'd like to be able to say that I can pull off hipster mullet irony - but I might be too old for that. I've bought an industrial pack of hair clips and am hiding the mullet successfully. Now all I need to do is to wait a couple of years and all should be well. Argh. Maybe dreads ARE the answer....

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