Back from Toronto. Vaguely ill from the plane ride (for this I can thank the fact that I was completely surrounded by nature's very own disease bags - toddlers - all the way home), but trying not to think about it. More extensive update when I'm less of a lazy asshole.

I just sneezed 26 times in a row. My body is totally committed to sneezing!

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I just discovered that Don McLean is headlining Canterbury's October Festival and I peed in my panties a little.

Lasagna comes out of the oven in 15 minutes and company gets off the train any minute now. Hotness all around.

- JJJJS

I get chastised a lot for showering routinely at night, before bedtime, rather than in the morning. I do not understand why. What's up with the backlash against bedtime showers? So far, the only quasi-empirical argument against them (which is constantly thrown at me in these cases) is, "Yeah, but you sweat at night so, by morning, the shower is ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that I was directing a production of Titus Andronicus starring my father. It was staged in the middle of an old city centre. The actors were all rigged with those little invisible mouthpiece mics, which malfunctioned, and they couldn't be heard. I was really embarrassed and left after a disastrous first act, and awakened feeling ( Read more... )

Is there so much KNIFING in Glasgow that they have to make ads deterring people from knifing one another for fun? YES.

- JJJJS

How the freaking hell did I manage to blast through 390 texts in a two week period? That averages out to approximately 28 texts per day. Clearly I've surpassed my £30 credit allowance on my contract (and can't touch my shiny new contract phone until my new, upgraded contract kicks in on August 3), but I seamlessly just pulled my old pay-as-you-go ( Read more... )

Once again, I have consumed far too much caffeine. Sometimes an excess of caffeine is kind of like an amusing party trick, and I run around being retarded and people are delighted - like the last time, when I pulled the ladder out of the garden shed at 4 AM and hoisted myself into the attic because I "wanted to see what was up there." That was ( Read more... )

Okay, so the entire purpose of 13 Going on 30 is to just make everyone watching it continuously exclaim, "Jennifer Garner is delightful!" - right? Because that's all we're doing.

My living room smells like rubber and I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY.

- JJJJS

Sweaty. So very sweaty and muggy. Even the house is sweating. Everything that is meant to be sticky (i.e., tape) is not, and everything that should not be sticky (i.e., every joint on my body) most certainly is. Ugh, what a day to spend in London.

(Have I mentioned that it's only 20 C here? In July? Oh, Britain).

- JJJJS

Today is Harrison Ford's birthday. He is six thousand years old, and yet I'd still hit that shit every which way and straight to the moon. Vaguely related: when I was about five, I was convinced that I'd marry either one, or possibly all, of the following men:

• Han Solo
  
• Darth Vadar
  
• Skeletor

Thusfar, I have done very poorly for myself! Better get to ( Read more... )