The Wicked Bastard woke up at 4:43am. His alarm clock said it was 5am, but he always sets his alarm clock ahead, so that he's extra miserable during the ensuing day ( Read more... )

This is coming out of the Toronto Service Centre ( Read more... )

After the cut, you will find an email that I intercepted from Senator Nathan Petrelli. It has a spoiler from the end of last night's episode in it, so be forewarned.

( The Letter )

XBOX Number 5 died yesterday ( Read more... )

Today is election day, and here's my problem.

I have absolutely NO idea who to vote for.

Conservative is out the window. I will never vote conservative again. In fact, I would rather eat my own foot than vote conservative. I disagree with their policy on a fundamental level ( Read more... )

We got back from Sarnia on Monday afternoon, and promptly went for turkey dinner number three at my in-laws. Luckily, we were back at home relatively early, so there was no danger of missing Heroes. Today, I shall talk about Heroes again. Last night's episode was fucking killer, so here it goes after the jump...

( Click me! Warning, I contain spoilers! )

First off, let's just pretend that I haven't been MIA from LJ for 6 months ( Read more... )

• ... I don't spill coffee all over my desk today.
  
• ... XBOX number 4 gets delivered today.
  
• ... the TTC doesn't go on strike on Monday and completely fuxxor my work life.
  
• ... it doesn't rain hard on Sunday when we come to the city to visit my father.
  
• ... Dwight and Angela get back together on the office.
  
• ... I last until 4pm today.
  

Since bulletform lists are all the rage right now...

• Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is frickin' sweet
  
• My latest XBOX coffin is on the truck and destined for my house today
  
• Work is busy, busy, busy
  
• I'm pretty sure I passed that course I took last week
  
• The new Office last week was hilarious
  
• I'm hungry, but I don't feel like eating
  
• I just realized now ( Read more... )

Here's some stuff on my mind. I do this every so often.

Getting OlderI certainly can't take credit for this one, as I heard it in a comedy act by some random dude, but it's so true. I realized I was getting older, when I stopped being attracted to the young 19 year old ladies walking around out there, and started being attracted to their mothers ( Read more... )