WELL! Getting a call at 3:00AM has finally proved to be a happy experience! I am now officially crazy aunt thanks to my sister having her baby! I now have a niece named Maya who is 6lbs 6oz. She's adorable and healthy. Did you know all babies have blue eyes when they're born?

Okay, I owe everyone an entry about now because stuff has been going on, and I haven't been posting. Right about now, I need to get this junk off my chest too... last night was the clincher ( Read more... )

Okay, I realize I went totally over the top about my excitement when I found the gay bar with country music. So I decided to venture out last night to ANOTHER straight country bar where I was told that "young people" go. The theory being that these people would not be in their 60s and missing teeth right? Well GOOD NEWS! They weren't missing their ( Read more... )

I just accepted a sales position in recycling today, and I feel sick to my stomach. I'm not sure congratulations is in order so much as a Tums. Maybe I can get a house in a year is the upside.

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks everything 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, ( Read more... )

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.” Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Cheney says ( Read more... )

Okay, so with the holidays going on, I guess I should update on how things have been progressing in my life, even if nothing extremely dramatic has been going on like the whole drivers license affair ( Read more... )

I have skipped over giving you all the details that have caused me a great amount of stress over the past few days to save me from getting an ulcer, and to save any friendships I might still have left. :) Today is a day of celebration folks! YES! The state has reinstated my license today! (It was technically revolked at midnight, so it's not like I ( Read more... )

Okay, so today, I got a letter that is cancelling my drivers license. I'm a bit pissy right now, but I figure tomorrow I'll call them and find out why my doctor saying that I was okay to drive wasn't enough for them. At which point, I expect them to say, "Letter? From a doctor? What letter?" This is where I roll my eyes and decide that it might be ( Read more... )

Okay, so Tamara decided on a wedding date! April 9th! This means I have the availability to be there from the night of March 30th through April 10th, but the flight hasn't been booked yet (obviously). Anyone want to start reserving lunch dates? I have to eat at Pei Wei's at some point... that's the only rule! :) heheh I'm so giddy and excited. I've ( Read more... )