The guy who lives across from me comes home every night and makes a meatloaf. His apartment, being a mirror-image of mine, is small and heats up quickly when the oven runs. Because of this, he opens the window and points a giant fan out to circulate air through the apartment. The fan sucks out the aroma of the meatloaf and blasts it directly at ( Read more... )

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Stephanie: (cheerfully) You're making babies, Michael! You're making babies!
Michael: What does that even mean?
Stephanie: You're multiplying!

Silence; and then:

Stephanie: And now there's three people ( Read more... )

...in which I was with a group of friends in an empty mansion. One-by-one and very quickly, my friends were replaced invasion of the body snatcher-style with doppelganger versions of themselves. Only they weren't aliens. I found out that they were squids who took human form in order to find the remains of eight octopi that were in eight ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had the worst bout of hiccups ever. The first bout lasted nearly an hour. The next two lasted about half an hour each, and the last didn't go away for nearly two hours. I found out that eating peanut butter really worked best to get rid of them. I think it has to do with the amount of effort it takes to swallow the stuff, diverting ( Read more... )

Things are pretty okay these days. Still unemployed, so the days are mostly snow-TV-games-internet-food-stay up too late. I don't know what to do about a job right now, because I don't want to find/start a new one and have to quit it when the next movie comes to town in a couple months. I know I won't quit, either. That's how I am. I'll ( Read more... )

I'm really glad we got those two feet of snow. I loved going for a walk Friday night and yesterday morning before all the plows were able to get out and the roads were un-drivable. It was so quiet and peaceful and wonderful ( Read more... )

Hey gang.

I finally finished that animated short that I started over the summer. Here it is.

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I was cycling through my old journal entries just now, and I saw that I had a resolution for the first time ever at the start of this year. I totally forgot that I deemed this year to be one of changes. And I actually nearly followed through with it. I wanted a new job; I got it. I wanted to get my driver's license; I did. I wanted a new ( Read more... )

Note: I started writing this this afternoon. I don't think it's complete or totally organized, but I probably won't finish it and if I don't post it now, I'll just delete it. :/The movie wraps tomorrow. Tomorrow is my last day. Saturday night was the wrap party. At about 2:30AM that night, when everything was winding down and I had just had a ( Read more... )