I have a new neighbor, since that's what I always talk about, and as soon as he moved in, he was strutting around shirtless with the blinds up and the windows wide open. TOO SOON, NEW NEIGHBOR!

If you're going to a rally or event or somewhere where there will be a crowd of people, and you're thinking that maybe it'll be really neat if you brought your drum to play there and that everyone will love you for it, you're wrong. Don't bring it. It's not neat or fun, and a hundred other people have already had that idea, and a hundred separate ( Read more... )

In which I was on a space station with, among others, Tina Fey and Edgar Wright. Edgar Wright kept getting sucked out of the station and into space, but I was able to pull him back in by busting out a window, grabbing him, and quickly replacing the window with a fresh one (we had a supply of replacement windows). But then one of the times he got ( Read more... )

I didn't get either job I interviewed for on that movie that's shooting in Weirton, WV. I worked one day at an open call, but that looks to be all. It sucks, because I really, really wanted to work on it. But old West Virginia Film Commission or whatever is making them hire West Virginians, so that's probably why I'm sitting here in my pajamas ( Read more... )

I had the worst time getting to sleep last night. I was lying in bed in a sort of half-asleep daze, but not even half-asleep, more like quarter-asleep, and I had this strange sensation that everything was maroon. Like it had been coated in some sort of rib sauce.

I like Louis CK's new show, Louie*, well enough, but I keep waiting for him to come in and say his catchphrase over and over again**.

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Instead, I'm watching 90s alternative music videos. Will music ever be this good again?

I always experience a brief moment of panic whenever I go into a public restroom for the first time. I'm always afraid that I won't see urinals but will instead see horrified women, even though I always make sure to check for the male graphic on the door.

This is why I didn't lift a finger to get a job for the past couple months ( Read more... )

I like it when cats know what things are. Just a little bit ago, I got a cup of yogurt out of the fridge. Whenever I have a yogurt, I give the pull-off top to Oliver and he licks it clean. At the time, he was eating cat food out of the cat-food dish nearby. He looked up at me holding the cup of yogurt, went back to his food, apparently ( Read more... )