[See America. See America still being like 15 years old. See 15 year old America looking more or less pissed off. And in a new room, because he keeps getting kicked out of his rooms. Fucking empires can go diaf seriously. :| Ignore the fact that he kind of sounds like he's going to have a panic attack at any moment.]I would like to remind everyone ( Read more... )

H-hello? Is anyone there? What is this thing...?

[a few buttons are pressed and there is America, except a hundred years younger. Yay progressives and prohibition, everyone telling him what to do, and of course he's still insanely isolationist. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE WHERE IS HE AHHHH. Plus he looks younger and thinner and completely horrifiedBoss? ( Read more... )

Hey guys! Guess what today is? Guess.

....

Wrong! My birthday's in two months! But you should already have picked out my gift by now!

Today is the anniversary of the Victory in Europe! Where, thanks to my breath taking heroics, I single-handedly brought Hitler to justice and made Germany not crazy anymore, officially ending the second world war ( Read more... )

Guys! I need a plane!

Does anyone have a copy of those plans to build one from a while back?

So.

What counts as 'Middle Eastern'?

Also... Germany? We need to talk.

[There's some fumbling for a few moments, before quiet noises, like the drumming of fingers on the device. And then, the declaration is made.]

...Y'know, I noticed something!

[DRAMATIC PAUSE because obviously, the delivery is all about suspense.]First it was with Russia's event, and then when Tony's ship struck, and now.. for this last one? It ( Read more... )

[After the 'horrific' breakup with Helena, our poor hero has been wandering around, feeling incredibly betrayed and ronery. Women are such evil people, going for the dashing nations with the gleams in their eyes ( Read more... )

Alright, everyone! I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter, but we have to get back to business ( Read more... )

[Pretend the time now is 11am, Easter morning ( Read more... )

-just boil already! Sheesh, what the hell, it's been-

[America's device clicks on to him standing over a pot in the kitchen, and he scowls a moment. Cue muttering and whining to himself for a while. One can see a few colorful cups spread out on the table, and a few empty egg cartons scattered about. He cranks the stove up higher before he turns ( Read more... )