I wrote a decent post and then closed the tab because my head is so far up my own ass I need a glass stomach. Unfortunately, I placed an order for  frosted glass.

Incredibly foggy.

Can we have a moment of silence for Turkmenbashi? Next month is  named for him after all.

Oi! No opera!

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I finished Christmas shopping today.

Forever.

I also bought ( Read more... )

It is a miracle. Never been has this happened before, and we'll be very lucky if it ever happens again. A verifiable miracle! All my shoes have gotten smaller, I can tell, because they don't fit my feet any more. Alert the presses! Sound the claxons! Raise alarum! Do other such activities of that nature ( Read more... )

this little keyboard has a wonky spacebar, that little mouse is defective, and this little computer went and got covered by a spiderweb ( Read more... )

if you google +"fear isn't the mind killer" like that, only 5 people online had that thought before me ( Read more... )

Sleep now sleep
And so fade sorrow
Sleep, beloved, sleep

Sleep now sleep
Afar tomorrow
Sleep, beloved, sleep

You are home, this light
Home of winter
Your home of autumn, summer and spring

You are home, this light
Lasting home
Eternal home, your eternal home

Sleep now sleep
And so fade sorrow
Sleep, beloved, sleep

Sleep now sleep
Afar tomorrow
Sleep, beloved, ( Read more... )

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Inebriated Scot gets to the heart of the matter. It was a thought that has come to mind before, I'm not very serious about most things ( Read more... )

Is this funny without getting all the references?
Is Grand Slam Sunday too exciting?

Barney Ronay
Saturday September 16, 2006
The Guardian

It's almost time for Grand Slam Sunday on Sky Sports. I know this because all week an excitingly chunky GRAND SLAM SUNDAY graphic has been ( Read more... )

I spent an hour trying to figure out what the hell the barton is. Still don't know, best guess is that it refers to a farm. It's from Tess of the d'Urbervilles and is quoted in Tyrolean Knockabout by HMHB.

"The dairymaids and men had flocked down from their cottages and out of the dairy-house with the arrival of the cows from the meads; the maids ( Read more... )

with that out of the way ( Read more... )