A transient, horrible, fantastic dream,
therein is nothing yet all things do seem:
From which we're wakened by a friendly nudge
Of our bedfellow Death, and cry:  "O fudge!"
- Devil's Dictionary

this isn't a haiku:
it does not have a season
in, plus i just cheated.

my nose predicts rain,
weather dot com says so too...
have another five.

business acumen:
dealing ( Read more... )

Strawberries! With (Strawberry flavoured ice)Cream ( Read more... )

I'm definitely finally occupying this timezone as it's 3 am and I'm still awake ( Read more... )

Two things

First: I forgot America was filled with American

Two: As soon I finish eating this bovine flesh that I've grilled, I'm getting in that swimming pool, cramps schamps.

Addendum:

Jet lag is for wimmin.

There stands the glass ( Read more... )

I just got a job. Stacking shelves, that sort of thing I think. Didn't even need bother with a CV and all that blues, its shit pay, and only comes to minimum wage once they add holiday pay, I start Monday. What did the german moon god have to do with going back to work anyway ( Read more... )

I had to shave my head
She said her mom was a hairdresser in an old folks home
Gave me 3 bald spots
I say spots, patches really

My head hurts.
Unrelated

I've missed 6 matches so far, and those were all voluntarily. I've adopted Ecuador as my team for the tournament although I've put money on Spain making the final ( Read more... )

Doesn't quite rhyme with grandeur, but it was either that or delusions of adequacy. Which couldn't be, I'll never be sufficient, merely necessary ( Read more... )

8 hours sleep in 72, one exam down, another starts in 90 minutes ( Read more... )