Eat this sandwich; besides, it's mine, and it has got meat in.
Go see Th' Legendary Shack Shakers for me. I'm going on satdee, Jello Biafria and the Reverend Horton Heat will be there as well as.

However, you do have to:

Take out the dishes, clean the trash, mop the toilet and unclog the the kitchen floor.

See what I did there?
I slay myself.

Eat this sandwich; it's mine, and it's got meat in.
Go see Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers for me, because I'm going on satdee. Jello Biafria and the Reverend Horton Heat will be there, as will John, Odharnit, Steve and my slightly strange 30 year old housemate Ed.

On the other hand:

You do have to take out the garbage before you can finish your

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1922: I invent the wheel, this is quickly overshadowed by false claims that the wheel already existed.
1953: I reinvent the wheel. Jonas Salk steals my idea, but mistakenly calls it a vaccine for polio. "Dr." Salk is hailed as a genius. I enter seclusion.
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